Thursday, 21 November 2013

False Confession Day (with Ranger)


Today is Ranger's False Confessions Day!

* This is NOT for Santa Paws eyes! *

My Confessions:

1. When I was a puppy I pooped in my Daddy’s cotton flip flops and he was in a rush to put his shoes on to go outside and he stood all in my poop and it oozed out of his toes like a horrific children’s Playdough factory and he was so mad at me that had to call Mum to take care of it all so he could calm down.

2. One Christmas (it may have been my first ever one so I was excited) and I went under the Christmas tree and I was trying to pull a bauble off to play with, I was pawing at this big shiny bauble and then once it dropped to the floor and it rolled and I ran after it and I took the whole entire Christmas tree with me!

So which one is TRUE and which is my FALSE Confession??

Love and Licks
Frank
XxXxX

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24 comments:

  1. Unknown21 November 2013 at 01:02

    OMD which one Frank. We go with numero uno as it cracked us up. LOL we can just see dad going mad. Love the idea of the Christmas tree going for a walk with you. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  2. Unknown21 November 2013 at 02:45

    Frank- both of those are EXCELLENT confessions. I'm gonna go with the Christmas tree one, as I bet you get pretty excited about baubles!

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  3. My Mind's Eye21 November 2013 at 04:07

    FRANK OMDs. THESE ARE SOME WHOPPERS. NO MATTER WHICH IS TRUE OR FALSE I AM EQUALLY IMPRESSED. WTG FRANK
    MOM AND I WILL GUESS THAT #1 IS FALSE #2 IS TRUE.
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  4. Ranger21 November 2013 at 05:34

    Yo Frank. Thanks for joining my bloggie hop. I think dat #2 is true and dat it is a good thing dat Santa Paws is not reading dis one.
    Wags,
    Ranger

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  5. Duncan 21 November 2013 at 05:52

    Mom and I are laughing pretty hard at the image of my dad in scenario number one. He would have been so mad I might still be in the dog house!!! I think it must be true!!!

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  6. stellaroselong21 November 2013 at 05:59

    Both of those things have happened at ours house Frank so it is real hard for us to choose,but we thinks it is no. 1.
    stella rose, maggie and gussie

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  7. Chfnman21 November 2013 at 06:02

    Frank, I have to go with #1 because it's too perfect not to be true!

    Gampy

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  8. Scooter21 November 2013 at 06:44

    Hey Frank!
    Wow, this event is sooooo much fun! What a great idea from Ranger. Oh, your confessions are whoppers fur sure and it's hard to decide. I think I'll guess that number 1 is false and number 2 is true. I had a huge chuckle about that playdough poop factory! BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

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  9. Sweet William The Scot21 November 2013 at 06:53

    Oh my I think you Dad stood in poop.
    Sweet William The Scot

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  10. Two French Bulldogs21 November 2013 at 07:09

    I could imagine both, but let's go with 2
    Lily

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  11. Anonymous21 November 2013 at 07:24

    I think #1 is true, but both confessions are super funny!

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  12. Matilda the Boxer21 November 2013 at 07:30

    BOL, they're both grreat! But I'm going to go with #1 being true. (And really, given the subject matter, you should've made that one #2. BOL!)

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  13. Bentley21 November 2013 at 07:46

    I think your poor dad had a problem with his shoe must be true.
    Bentley

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  14. Idaho PugRanch21 November 2013 at 08:38

    OMD Frank, your #1 description just brings that scene to life Bwaa haa Poor Dad!
    But we think we will vote for #2 as the real confession
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  15. Frankie Furter and Ernie21 November 2013 at 08:55

    OMD OMD FRANK.... we have seen your dad like 87,000 times and he ALWAYS has a SMILE on his face... Now even though we think #1 is HYSTERICAL (and may even want to give it a try ourselves) We think #2 is the REAL confession.
    You write the BESTEST stuffs.
    PeeS... now we want Santa Paws to bring us some PLAYDOUGH stuffs !!! BaaaaaaWaaaah.

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  16. Murphy21 November 2013 at 09:22

    We think 2 is true!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  17. Unknown21 November 2013 at 10:21

    BOL!!! I can see you doing both!! But i thinks I'll go with number 2!!
    Love Milo :)

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  18. Ryker21 November 2013 at 10:30

    Boy, either could be true. I can't decide!

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  19. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥21 November 2013 at 12:07

    OH, Mom says it has to be #2. She once had a wirehaired fox terrier who was wild and crazy, even more so than Lightning. He made one round of zoomies and the whole tree came crashing down in her father's lap:)

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  20. Blueberry's human21 November 2013 at 12:44

    Ahahaha!! #1 is hilarious and that makes me want it to be true!

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  21. Scooter21 November 2013 at 14:01

    Oh Man!! The first one is gross and yet so funny, but we go for #2. That sounds like a dog, cuz I know I have gotten hung up too but didnt take the tree with me!!

    wags
    jazzi

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  22. ruckustheeskie21 November 2013 at 17:23

    oh no! leaving your waste in flipflops! WOW!

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  23. Ziggy Stardust21 November 2013 at 19:09

    Wow Frank, that is a toughy!! I am going to go ahead and hope for the sake of your Daddy that the second one is true. BOL I have a silly image of you running with the tree coming after you. It is much better than the image of your Daddy with poo all over his foot. You made it pretty hard.

    Loveys Sasha

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  24. Tweedles -- that's me21 November 2013 at 20:27

    Its too hard to choose- but okay here goes-- we say # 2.
    love
    tweedles

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