Today is Ranger's False Confessions Day!
* This is NOT for Santa Paws eyes! *
1. When I was a puppy I pooped in my Daddy’s cotton flip flops and he was in a rush to put his shoes on to go outside and he stood all in my poop and it oozed out of his toes like a horrific children’s Playdough factory and he was so mad at me that had to call Mum to take care of it all so he could calm down.
2. One Christmas (it may have been my first ever one so I was excited) and I went under the Christmas tree and I was trying to pull a bauble off to play with, I was pawing at this big shiny bauble and then once it dropped to the floor and it rolled and I ran after it and I took the whole entire Christmas tree with me!
So which one is TRUE and which is my FALSE Confession??
Love and Licks