Friday 22 November 2013

False Confession Day (The Truth is out there!)

My TRUE Confession:


When I was a puppy I pooped in my Daddy’s cotton flip flops and he was in a rush to put his shoes on to go outside and he stood all in my poop and it oozed out of his toes like a horrific children’s Playdough factory and he was so mad at me that had to call Mum to take care of it all so he could calm down.

My REAL Christmas Confession was that I went under the Christmas tree and I pulled off a bauble off to play with, I was rolling it around the floor and chewing at it and when Mum came in from the kitchen she saw my Glittery Green nose as I pretended that I was all innocent, sadly my nose gave me away!

Hope that you all guessed the correct answer, I had fun reading all of yours!

I hope that Santa Paws isnt reading all these or I will NEVER get any toys and treats.
Love and Licks
Frank
XxXxX

15 comments:

  1. Have a fabulous Friday and have fun Frank aka Glitter Nose. Loved the story.
    Best wishes Molly

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  2. OMD We guessed RIGHT.... BUTT we would have liked the shoe Pooping...
    Sometimes our NOSES are REAL Tattle "TAILS"... aren't they? Traitors at times.
    THIS was a FUN idea that Ranger had.

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  3. OMYMYPUG I finks we guessed right!!
    stella rose

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  4. Wow, this was so much fun! I think those holiday flashy ornaments were made to be played with. Who could blame us?!? BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

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  5. Oh boy! Hilarious. At least you didn't go on the rug
    Lily

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  6. Wow, next time this event happens we will join in. It looks like such fun!

    Psst, Tank! Please consider joining us for our NaNoWriMo round robin! We need just a couple more writers and our story will be COMPLETE!! Email me at bossdog@roccoshouse.com and I'll give you all the details. :D

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  7. You gave your poops to a very special person in your life.
    I like the Christmas story also.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  8. OH NO poor Dad!! Bwaa haaa. This was lots of fun! And yes Frank, I tend to get a little crazy about some of my toys. Drives mom a little crazy too!
    hugs
    Greta
    Bailey & Hazel too

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  9. Oh Frank....I guess the good news on the poop confession is you all survived to tell the funny story. Thank you for this entertaining story
    Hugs Madi your bfff

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  10. BOL i laughed so much!! You're such a funny guy Frank!!
    Love Milo :)

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  11. It was fun!
    Have a good weekend my friend
    love
    tweedles

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  12. We guessed right!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  13. Never confess....is there not a cat or squirrel to blame?

    Wyatt

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